I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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