Me too!
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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