Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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