I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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