well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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