that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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