yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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