dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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