Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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