Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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