that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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