I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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