We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
