There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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