How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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