The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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