Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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