walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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