I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I can feel your judgement through the phone
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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