her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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