I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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