i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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