Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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