So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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