Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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