I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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