Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
