I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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