I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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