It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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