Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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