she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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