But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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