How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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