We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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