Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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