puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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