at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You're a disaster
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