I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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