Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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