Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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