She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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