have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I've blown a few things in my day
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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