saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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