Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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