WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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