make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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