East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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