found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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