I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
